Kundalini Yoga having a big role of Beard and Mustache ~ A Spiritual Joked satire

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I was telling in a previous post that when my Kundalini shakti rose above the mooladhara for awakening, at that time there was a group of women singing a ceremonial dance. My medium sized beard had grown due to intense Kundalini yoga practice for a month. A few white hairs growing in a bunch of black hair looked good like a saintly man in the crowd of the world. That’s why many women were looking at me with innocence, love and wonder. There were other people out there with growing and matching beards, who were giving me special love, respect and belonging. This shows that only bearded people identify the real beard. Who knows the diamond, jeweler? There is nothing to laugh about because it is not a joke but a fact. Anyway, women are very impressed and attracted by the grown beard. If Kundalini yoga practice is also associated with it and that too of tantric type, then what to say. This also gave enough strength to awaken my dormant Kundalini Shakti. A real beard is the one that grows on its own under the influence of sadhana, which does not have to be grown, and which does not have to apply much cosmetics to make it fashionable. With the power of sadhna, such a glow is created in the eyes that all other cosmetics start fading in front of it. There is so much light in the heart that it does not feel like paying attention to the light of the face. Again and again the fake beauty of the face is not noticed, for this only the man’s beard starts growing on its own. There is no need to do anything. Many men deliberately grow beards to be more attractive and especially to attract women. They don’t even know the name of sadhna. Some women are attracted to them from surface, but are not influenced by them from the heart. But a woman who has a keen eye and a passion for meditation, she understands a clean shaven man as better than them. Because at least the clean shaven man is not deceiving, and that poor man is at least working with fake beauty. Those who say, something is better than nothing. Now my shaving kit lying in the box must be getting bored. Earlier I used to go to the barber shop to get my hair trimmed. once in a week. On the face, he used to keep the trim setting mostly at one or sometimes at zero. Most of the times two number was set on the mustache. Now I have got my trimmer. I keep the length of beard and mustache of my own free will. One day, brother it became wonderful. It happened that I had made the beard with the setting of number two. Started turning the trimmer’s regulator wheel to number three so that the mustache would have been a bit bigger. But what, the wheel turned upside down. At that time, as the evening went on, there was less light and I was also in a bit of a hurry. Now there it doesn’t fill the stomach of this sinful mind. Gone are the days when one had to walk for many hours to reach the barber shop. There too, there used to be a long line of people decorated with colorful forests on their faces. Almost an entire day was wasted in the affair of a beard. Nowadays this trimmer in the form of a god has covered the work of hours in minutes, yet this mind needs to be fast. In those days, the entire earning of a day was used to clean the garden grown on the face, but today this miser mind is not ready to put a good bulb above the bathroom mirror. Garden, I am speaking with the hope that perhaps the Kundalini fruit may ripen in this, because most of the Yogi Babas are seen to me as bearded. The length setting was reduced to one instead of three. A quarter of the mustache was cleared in a jiffy. Trimmers are not scissors, which give us a chance to recover. Had I kept a half of short mustache, people would not know which mental illness would have teased me thinking it to be a mental illness. Therefore, in compulsion, the entire mustache had to be cleaned and the beard too. Good luck to this corona facemask which saved my health the next day, otherwise people would have definitely dropped it by taunting. Now the era of razor blades seems to be a bygone era in front of stylish trimmer machines available in the market. Anyway, according to medical science, clean shaven mouth is more dirty. When such a mouth was inspected with a microscope, then forests of colorful colonies of germs were found in it. A razor scratch on the mouth causes the internal cells of the body to come out to serve as a feed for germs, just as insects buried in the soil by digging a plow in the field come out to become food for birds. When the face cleaned with the trimmer was seen, then from outside it looked like a forest, but from inside it was completely dazzling. That’s why we also advise you to keep a good trimmer and become a Kundalini yogi.

Seeing me, many people became jatadhari or hairy. But it is not known whether they became a kundalini yogi along with it or whether they became a yogi with a mere face. If they had become a real yogi too, they would have taken stock of my heart along with my face. But what is this, from far beyond, they stole my beard recipe, went Kundalini yoga to take oil. Yes, remembered from the oil. Some allege that the mustache drinks a lot of oil. This made me feel that it is necessary to clarify the situation here, so that the poor innocent mustache does not get maligned just like that. In fact, they do not drink oil on their own accord or for their luxury, but Shani Dev, with his divine inconceivable power, makes them drink oil for himself. Therefore, Kundalini Yoga may or may not have happened to those beard-refugee people, but Shani Dev must have been pleased with the oil in their beard. Friends, you already know that black color and mustard oil are very dear to Shani Dev. Therefore, if there is a wrath of Saturn, then do not think about it here and there. Irrigate the bush with mustard oil. The more black, dense and formidable it makes the evergreen bush, the more revered Shani Dev will swell happy like a balloon. And you will also know that as bad as angry Shani Dev is, he is equally good when he is happy. Well, what I was saying is that now it has become common to see people with hair instead of smooth ones. What’s more, the competition to imitate was such that even small children started scratching their little mouths with Papa’s razor, in the hope that they might grow their hair too. I became such an icon piece, who started the fashion of the grown beard that whenever I was troubled by the dryness or itching of the face and so shortened my hair, the people I met would say that you have become weak these days. Not weak, very weak. The fault of the trimmer, and the blame on health. What is the relation of hair with health? Now only those people should know which such channel emerges from the hair, which is directly connected to health. What’s more, even those who knew me as a clean shaven man, seeing my beard, would say that you have become weak. It is now the subject of a great and mysterious investigation as to how the change in the hair of the face leads to deterioration of health. Health also falls in the eyes of only those people, who see a change in the face. Deterioration of health is not seen by himself and other people. No one talks about mustache. Don’t know why people start talking about mustache as to touch the sore. But the truth is that the one who has never laughed in life, he should also leave the fountain of laughter showing glowing teeth with the talk of mustache. They don’t blame the hair trimmer directly. Everyone knows that if you blame the trimmer or the hair, it will lead to gender discrimination. This shows how grown-up people have become today, as well as strong advocates of gender equality.

Brother, even if we do, what should we do? If you shave your beard, then out of the gang of bearded people, and if you grow a beard, then out of the gang of smooth people. Between devil and deep sea. Believe it or not, the solution to this problem is an electronic trimmer. By applying it, a person can live here and there equally. If you turn it on your face at number two, then the bearded ones are happy and the smooth ones are also happy. If you put a trimmer on number two, then the life Jhinga-Lala. The Buddhist middle way is the best. If you want more effect then keep a fake beard-mustache, and mix like salt in sugar everywhere. But the identity of the personality is mostly associated with the hair of the face. Personality identification went on grazing the grass. Don’t worry about it at all. We just want to play the harp of fun. Anyway, as far as the judgmental view is concerned, then it is harmful to the soul by being looking for the holes and peaks. Just watch everything superficially, you will become a great spiritual master with just a little bit of fun. You will get sweet balls in both of your hands.

It is said that the soul resides in the hair. A man loves the hair of his face the most. I maintains friendly relations with doctors, as they are akin to hair surgeons going deep of everything. That’s popular saying in Hindi, removing skin of hair. Who can understand hair better than them? They tell that even people who are counting their breaths of life on ventilators do not get their mustache cleaned. They often cause physical obstruction to the work of the ventilator. Maya-mind does not die, only the body dies; Hope-craving isn’t erased, Das Kabir said ‘n praised. A man can tolerate everything, but can never tolerate the insult of the hair on his face. That is why the beloved person is also addressed as nose of hair. Of course that’s is hair of the nose, but it is the neighbor of the mustache. And what is that neighborhood, where the heart is not found. Similarly, when “the straw in the thief’s beard”, it is said, the man cannot live without turning his hand on the beard, even if he should be hanged for theft. If you don’t believe it, try it out. How can a truly bearded man tolerate a tiny speck on his beloved beard? It is the result of this unfathomable fascination for hair, especially the hair of the mustache, that once the guerrilla team of the Forest Department reached the house of the people to investigate the teeth and nails of the tiger, they found the tiger’s moustache hair hidden in their place. What’s more, in Sikhism, hair is considered the most important symbol of religious importance. There, it is also permissible to use a dagger to protect the hair. You must have heard the story of Mahabharata, haven’t you? In it, the Pandavas, on the advice of Lord Krishna, completely shave off Ashwatthama by not giving him death sentence. Along with this, they also take out the gem from his forehead. Brother, that gem is nothing but Kundalini, which went on moving on its own with the hair. She resides on the command chakra located on the forehead. Ashwatthama considered it more humiliating than his death, and then did you not see how he later fired the Brahmastra in retaliation, thereby scorching Parikshit in Uttara’s womb, who was saved by Lord Krishna. While a she famous leader threatened her complete shaving to prevent a foreign-origin woman from becoming the Prime Minister, on the other hand, a world-winning player got her complete shave done to please her Kuldevi goddess. Similarly, to Lord Venkateswara, hair is offered at Tirupati Balaji temple. It is believed that Lord Venkateswara pays off the debt of god Kubera from the cost of these hairs. Kuber is the richest god of the universe. This means that then the loan amount must have been huge. So then, can Lord Venkateswara not ask for gold and silver from the devotees, why only hair? Because he knows that hair is the most precious thing in the universe. He very well knows that all the biodata of a man is hidden inside the hair. You can check this by asking companies like Google and Facebook, what is the cost of data. You will get the answer. Even after having so much important matter, where is the scientific research done properly on the inconceivable power of hair so far? I feel that till date the least understood and most important thing is hair. So friends, the matter gets stuck here that it is not a good thing to be careless in the matter of beard and mustache.

Similar deep attachment of a person to Kundalini is also there. Or else, the entire Kundalini secret is hidden in the hair itself. That is why it is customary to shed hair at holy places of pilgrimage. Once I was in enemy territory and there went to the barber to get my hair cleaned. Understand, this was a research project of mine. I was a native scientist. It is a different matter that no one pays attention to these pure indigenous discoveries of mine. What was it then, after that the people there became my dear and I their dear. I was stunned to see the miraculous power of hair. The mysterious tricks of hair have not been researched properly yet, brother. I have full faith that the solution to all the problems will be found in the hair itself. Our ancient sages used to be very advanced scientists. Neither asafetida nor alum was used, and research was so deep, that even today’s big laboratories could not dare to touch. Just look at the tantric tricks. How the tantriks of far reach, with just one hair of a man,  can control the whole man. Women become more victims of such hair tricks, because they love their hair the most. All modern science fails in front of this small trick of hair. This is just a small example. Stay with us, and stay tuned, what happens next.

Just as a person’s rapid transformation takes place by awakening the Kundalini, so also by cutting the mustache. That is why in the olden days people used to cut their mustache to get rid of their sins. Since then there have been sayings about saving your mustache. For example, keeping the mustache high, not allowing the moustache to be cut off, having a question about the moustache, not embarrassing the moustache, keeping the mustache ashamed, ashamed of the moustache, etc. It is also true, a well-maintained mustache comes in handy in bad times like golden jewellery. I too was once saved by a loving-handed mustache. What happened was that I had become completely depressed and disillusioned with my past life. Then a guru-like experienced person who met me by the grace of some mustache-free god, advised me to clean the mustache. He himself was also fond of his routinely renewed face. Actually he was the professor of colorful mood of my college time. College girls used to love him very much. On one occasion, the attachment had grown to such an extent that some of the girl students were feared to be molested. God knows what the matter must have been. He was well aware of the smack inflicted on me because of the mustache. You know that in college life, only smooth faces speak volumes. Those with mustaches are called Baba means sage over there. Even if they think that it is real baba, then it will not even matter. Now Baba means Bhangi or cannabis consuming, Crazy, Loser in Love affair and don’t know what and what. It hurts even thinking about it. And whatever you can run the horse of wisdom, run in the field of negative words, you will see only Baba synonymous with everything. Baba if you are careless, Baba if you drink cannabis, Baba if you drink country liquor, Baba if you chew a bone, Baba if you go for a walk with sweeties, Baba if you beat anyone. Stop-stop, only a hint to the wise is enough. If you call the real Baba Baba, you will get tongs. Baba, as if the word found in dowry, affixed with whatever you wish. Where is the unity among the real babas, who can file a petition in the court. It is said that the lion walks alone, the sheep and goats walk in the herd. Here the real caste-class cannot be called by the real name, and there wherever you look, Baba-Baba-Baba. Baba for repentance, no baba no. Girls, as I have come to know, say ‘O my Baba’ to boyfriend. Baba to children, it sounds little matching for both of them are clean. And now a new trend has started, My cuty Baba. Baba’s fame is that once my wife-goddess lovingly told me Baba, in an instant my little kid went laughing and laughing. I asked my kid, o my baba, why are you laughing so much. So he pointed at me with a finger laughing and said, Baa-baa Black Sheep. How much intelligent are today’s children. Baba type Universal word not seen ever. Sometimes the master or Ustad used to be called to the skilled man who was of far reach. Today people name cannabis consuming truck driver as Ustad. Once, what did I say to a native engineer, Ustad in praise, he sent me a defamation notice the very next day. Hi Ram, these words are indigenous cannon balls. The word Guru is considered a very holy alphabet. But it is also used a lot during the construction of a hijra or genderless. There the expert person who destroy the city of Cupid is also called Guru. If someone comes by doing a wrong thing, then first of all these words are welcomed, great Guru. Now it is the time to save the dignity of the sacred words. If courts can be opened in the middle of the night to save the unholy moustaches of traitor, then why not to save these words. Whereas these words are the biggest patriots because they protect our eternal culture. I have told my wise friends in clear words that either they should not read my spiritual articles, or they should not call me Guru and Baba even in dreams. A naughty friend used to tease me by calling me Sharif means gentle again and again. This word has also got distorted likewise. I warned him while telling the truth that even if he go to Pakistan and speak Sharif to Nawaz Sharif, but he should never call me Sharif. After that, he called me Nice, an English word. Yes, so what was the basic discourse I was giving that now how he all-rounder clean guru did not recognize his worthy disciple, so in the very first meeting, that uninvited guru gave me love, pride, smile and warmth and told me as the most dear or true disciple. At first, he was also little afraid, may be due to my nightmarish mustaches. He had also said to me later on that I was dangerous. Then I had explained him that my mustaches were dangerous looking, not my heart. He, the bush-cleaned-intelligent understood the fact immediately. Then only he mixed up properly. After long mix up he came to know that actually I had no mustaches on my heart. What was I saying that one or two mustache-cleaned and 1-2 mustached people were also doing working strolls beside him, taking a few turns here and there. I was stunned to see so many beautiful and strong feelings towards myself in him, that too together. At the same time, I also started to consider myself lucky that he did not call me a disfigured or mustached disciple. He did that emotion-expression so fast that by the time I could take my eyes off his very smoothy  face and I could say something to him, he had left from there. At that time, I thought that he might be doing a joke, but now I understand that it was not a joke, but his true mustache-cut blessing. He himself seemed tormented by an undeclared alliance of mustacheds and non-mustacheds. Later on, he had also complained seriously that his students used to tease him showing barren lands on their faces. Perhaps for this reason, many times he used to decorate his mustache on the table. He may have accidentally looked at my college-time allegiance to tantric guru-devotion. He seemed to have the blessings of Bhole Shankar and Kamadeva together. At that time, the era of keeping a sleek and fashionable face of his life was going on. Therefore, I thought it most appropriate to take initiation from him for the mustache-piercing ceremony. Cutting my mustache on the advice of those Gurudevs brought me tremendous transformation and during that critical period he handled me like a Kundalini guru takes care of his disciple in the delicate phase of Kundalini transformation. By cutting off my mustache and becoming a smooth face, I felt as if the refresh button of my life had been pressed. As if the past life has also come off with a mustache, and I have taken a new birth. Mundan or shaving Science is now embracing something. Even in Kumbh fair, people who come to become Naga Sadhus are completely shaved on their heads and faces, so that they can never return to their previous lives. Similar complete shaving is done at the time of Yagyopaveet ceremony, except for a long tuft of hair near top of head. Even after that man’s second birth is considered, which means his mind gets washed away. The hair tuft keeps him connected to the Kundalini and his home, that is why he does not leave home, just keeps on doing Kundalini sadhana. Further said, Buddhist monks stay one step ahead of them. They always keep a complete shave, so that the common people can never come in contact with them, and can not disturb their sadhana. Now where did the hair-loving people go to the Mundak meetings? Some types of Muslim brothers follow a different recipe to look different from the infidels. They clean the mustache, but they keep the beard big. So some have a beard like a goat. God save. Somewhere people make pictures and strange designs and maps etc. on the beard. Brother, their natural art will also have to be praised. No paint, no canvas, just a good pair of scissors are needed. Some people have bee-like mini whiskers, just below the nose, like Charlie Chaplin. This gives them a new sense of excitement. Even with such a mustache, it is feared that the mischievous people do not keep slapping on the face by making a false excuse to drive away the bee.

Some people have long, pointed and sharp mustaches on both sides to demonstrate bravery, such as the Jabanj Fighter Pilot Abhinandan. It was also heard that because of the fear of his mustache, Pakistan had to release him within twenty four hours. Some people dye the beard and mustache red with henna or artificial chemicals to make themselves special, while some darken them black. Only the poor common man has to live inside the skin of the herd with remorse, because if he starts becoming special, what will he eat? It can be guessed from this mood of the people that in ancient times there must have been a mustache architecture or vastushastra. Then it may have been burnt by jihadists in the Middle Ages. In it, they must have seen the disgrace of their debauched mustache. How could the pride of a clean mustache, which gives an unbearable message of peace to a peaceful person, be accepted as arrogance. Quit. Prima facie it seems that with such perverted mustache-science, countless religious places of Hindus have been destroyed, and innumerable religious texts have been handed over to fire. So brothers, I was narrating the incident related to shaving my mustache, how the life of that time present day, past college and unemployment, which was depressing, had gone into the recycling bin, and with childhood, the life of school time had come out of the waste of the recycling bin to the desktop of my brain. It felt like the same old window in my brain was reinstalled with the updated version. Same idea of old life, but in a unique slow motion and with full beauty. Friends, I made a lot of progress in that period. The outer atmosphere of my progress must have already been made, only the inner atmosphere was staggering, which was handled by my smooth face. When my condition became stable, then I again started growing crops on my face. In the days of snowfall, the grain will be available only when the crop has already been collected. Friends, if I begin to unveil all the secrets of the mustache, then a complete mustache text will become a Purana. Hi, what a strange thing this writing is, isn’t it? Hands get tired, but the mind does not get tired. And if it is an exciting subject like a mustache, then there is no question that the mind should get tired. Experienced elderly people say that women do not return from marriage and men from battle. Similarly, the writing of the author of a heart-wrenching subject like a mustache never comes back from the paper. So keep reading patiently, so that at the end of the article you too can find yourself becoming a mustache expert. In fact, after removing the mustache, my age-old suppressed Kundalini started shining like a gold ring buried inside a dense bush, after removing it. It is also a matter of research whether the darkness of the mustache covers up the bright Kundalini. The biggest advantage of cleaning my mustache was that I was able to recognize my Kundalini very well. Then I didn’t look back. Wherever she took me, I kept going there, and she continued to do me good in every way. In front of the Kundalini, as if I had become naked like a child. There isn’t much difference between blowing a mustache and being bare. I had surrendered myself to her. By working hard with the support of Kundalini, I set many records of success. Kundalini was in feminine form, that’s why Kundalini is addressed as a woman. This game of love and marriage and child birth that continues in the material world, exactly the same continues in the subtle world of the mind. then seeing the female Kundalini, the male guru pulled by her beauty also reached there, broadcasting a mustache-smile, and with a melody. The two married, romanced, had children, and then both grew old and became indifferent to each other. Those my subtle parents were leaving me. I was starting to feel a little sad. That’s when I started practicing Kundalini yoga and by pulling the mustache of my mustached master (Kundalini) woke him up again as kundalini awakening. Then I heaved a sigh of relief and started growing home farming again. But even today I am afraid of the big bushes. The old shock that hasn’t gone completely out of my mind. Don’t know why it feels like darkness beneath it. Will everyone feel or only me? Will everyone’s Kundalini shine with its cleaning, or was it only mine. All this can be known only through shared mustache research and experience. That’s why I keep pruning them in such a way that air and light can go to their root. But I think it is also a matter of mind. At the time of awakening of Kundalini, my whole face was covered with a bush, although it was of medium size, but it was dense enough. At that time there was light everywhere. It is clear from this that everything depends on the space, time and mentality. That’s why one should do as it pleases, but one should always strive for Kundalini. If the weak Kundalini-light is covered by a moustache as a tiny herb by a dense bush, then it also keeps the strong kundalini safe as the funerary cobra hissing, protecting it from the eyes of the world. That’s why I said that one should read the language of the times, and should always respect the benevolent mustache. According to the time, a man himself does not walk, and blames the head of the mustache. The man himself has misused the mustache the most. It is not known how many immoral things he has done with the power of the mustache. The immeasurable power of a mustache can be gauged from the fact that the enthusiasm increases manifold just by throwing a loving hand on them. Oh dear, I have also remembered the name given by the mustache experts for this act, to give taav or warm up to the mustache. This is a very mysterious name. You can’t even imagine that taav means heat or warmth here. Just as a wrestler, soaked in the heat of the massage, stands up while carrying a thong, so also the mustache. Due to some of the above mentioned main reasons, the respect of mustache has fallen so much today that first of all the parents and kins of girls ask whether the boy is with mustache or not. Once a mustache had a special status in the society. Today, the situation is that the mustache has to be pacified by reciting this lullaby-song, don’t cry—~ my mustache, shut up——- not only your question. Happens in bad times, happens in bad condition; Oh cuty, the same thing happened with you; Don’t cry—–~~~~—–. Friends, this trend should be changed, and we should come together to save the innocent. More to say, the bandits have also had a heavy hand in the defamation of the mustache. The writers and poets of our society have also associated the mustache with the bandits. It is nowhere to be read that a scholar with big and big mustaches. What’s more, the ladies have not been far behind. They too often has the same dialogue in a frightening posture, with big eyes to put the kids to sleep, big mustache-la-la-la—–. Now what can I say more than this, to save the moustache standing on the verge of extinction, is it necessary to return their lost respect or not? If it’s necessary, then there should also be laws to conserve mustache. The mustache-reservation bill should be presented to make it as a stringent law. Mustached people should be given the status of a minority. Welfare schemes should be run for mustache protection. There should be a special provision of mustache allowance. If I tell of myself, a thick beard does not come on my face. Due to this, air and light itself continuously reaches its roots. It is possible that behind my evergreen Kundalini, this half-headed type of mustache is behind. Regarding this, my wife often says that you look like a girl with a beard. That’s why many times it comes to my mind that why not uproot this sign of impotence from the root itself. But then I also think that if the field is allowed to remain barren in the midst of heavy rains, then what will be eaten during the summer. If you take off all your clothes in winter, what will you take off in summer?
Friends, I also realized that a mixture of beard and mustache is more philosophical than an empty mustache. It is said that the face is the mirror of the mind. By becoming beautiful inside the mirror, the person standing in front of it becomes beautiful himself. That is why by keeping the vision of non-dualism on the face, Advaita itself prevails in the mind. Keeping the main land barren and keeping a bush in a small rocky bed at the foot of the hill does not seem like a sensible thing to do. So in view of this problem, I started sowing the whole area. But then a new problem arose. After the outright harvesting of the crop, the entire land seemed barren and bare. If someone falls straight from the sky to the ground and does not get even dates to land, then you can understand his agony and pain. Together, duality or simply say that the shocks of change felt like cold-hot shock. And brother, this wretched duality is the biggest disease of the mind. So friends, there was only one middle way to avoid both the problems. The crop of the bed should not be cut from the ground, but should be cut from a little above. What happened is that even after harvesting, there was little greenery left. Due to this, the light of the eyes of the people also remained untouched, and duality or change was also stopped a lot. There is another philosophical twist here. In fact, Advaita is created out of duality. Therefore, for the one who is a philosopher-mason of far reach, the formidable mustache that creates duality is no less than a mine that spews bricks of gold. By masoning them, he prepares non-dual palaces of the highest order by sticking with them cement-mortar mixture as mix of mind’s defects like lust, anger etc. What is the significance of Kuber’s Alkapuri in front of these advaita Nagari or nonduality townships? Yes, these mustache created nondual palaces have been called Alkapuri. Anyway, Kuber’s mustache is also said to be very beautiful and so his mondal alkapuri township. I had once created a tri-populist Advaita-Nagri or nondual town in the same way. At that time, big masons used to come to me walking on knees from far and wide to gain knowledge.

Due to the strange mentality born of the hairstyle, a man likes to mingle only with a man with hair like him. As a result of this perverted mentality, the Taliban had issued a decree for everyone to have a beard throughout Afghanistan. But they want woman to be at least hairy, no matter how long they themselves may have. But in the case of a woman, her sexual interest is attached. It takes a toll on her hairstyle. Similarly, no matter how hairy your children are, everyone looks good. In this too, there is an indirect sexual interest. It is clear from this that both hairstyle and sexuality are the most powerful expressions. The tantrik understands the importance of both of them very well, so they keep both of them in care. Now it is understood that why great tantriks like Lord Shiva are Jatadhari or too hairy and Mastmaula or fully relaxed.

Many times I feel that if my beard had not grown at the time of Kundalini awakening, then I would not have had Kundalini awakening. Being clean shaven, I kept on hovering around the women playing songs with my smooth face, just as once Narada Muni was hovering with his monkey face in the whole swayamvar or marriage assembly, making eye contact with everyone. With that, I would not get a chance to meet the friend from whom I was lost in the memory of Kundalini. Also, if a woman, seeing a nameless Chiknu or clean faced like herself, tightened her heart-pricking taunt even only the gesture, then the question of awakening would not have arisen. Had Narada, who was stunned by the taunt not even raised the cot of Lord Vishnu by saying that he was a hypocrite, on reaching his home Vaikunth, kundalini awakening went to sow wheat, or to chase monkeys to drive away? Yes, so what was I saying that instead of getting lost in the Kundalini due to that remark, my heart would start getting lost in repentance. There is nothing worse in this world than the displeasure of a woman and the blasphemy of a woman. A man can forget everything, but a man can never forget her angry smooth face full of ridicule. Even if the man who is wounded by the woman’s displeasure can find the Kundalini awakening, even then God sends him back to apologize by falling at the feet of that angry woman, only then the unseen main gate of his unseen palace opens for him. Otherwise one has to be content to see that unseen palace from far outside. There is no guarantee that the woman will agree. It depends on her and on your purity of your mind. Many times a woman kills a man with another shooting word who came to apologize for some other slander. With this, he can not live anywhere, like a washerman’s dog, neither in the house nor in the ghat or river bed. He again turns back and reaches to see the unseen God standing at a distance. God gives him a little call, and then sends him back to calm the woman’s smooth face. Sometimes the poor man becomes a ball between the woman and God. This cycle continues until some other kind and compassionate woman holds the unfortunate man. Those who say that it is iron that cuts iron. Actually, God sends that second woman by motivating her with his divine power. So follow my advice, keep looking for a good woman to help God with something. In the case of a woman, even God cannot take direct action. Because of the fear of his wife, he makes the mustache disappear from all his idols and paintings, otherwise why would a impartial gentleman like him would show disfavor with moustaches. He too can settle the matter only by sending a woman. God is also the poor truth in this matter. He does not even walk in front of a woman. The flame of the angry smooth face of the woman starts touching even her untouched palace. Even if he does, what will he do? If he is strict with the woman, then his wife, the goddess sitting next to him, gets angry and goes away, rebuking. Why should he himself become a victim to save his devotee from the flame of smooth face? I feel sorry for smooth people thinking that they are not smooth just to avoid the wrath of the woman. Seeing one’s smooth face, the woman would have felt pity for him. The smooth face reminds the woman of the child. Anyway, women are most kind to children. But this trick doesn’t last long. If by mistake even two hairs grow on the face, then she repays all the previous troubles along with the interest. Therefore, I say with a strong voice that before making a smooth face like a woman, one should also understand the responsibilities to be performed by a woman. If this is not done, then the soul of the poor peace-loving bearded man will wander among the angry smooth faces, and he will not find peace even after his death. Thorns look good when withered, but flowers always look good when they are in bloom. The blossoming flower if not on the face, atleast it should be on the heart. That’s why I say that not only on the face, but also on the heart, a beard as Kundalini should grow. With this, when a woman’s love reaches the heart riding on the arrow of Cupid, then it will directly touch the Kundalini, due to which Kundalini can be awakened by mistake. Otherwise, it will be as it once happened in an international mustache competition. In that the great mustache that was declared the winner, say Shiromani or the poor mustache king, started saying with a spontaneous expression that he was enjoying being declared the winner, like a rhinoceros rolling in the mud again and again. One who reads this mustache stotra with devotion, the immense grace of mustache will remain on him throughout his life, and after this life he will get the moustache-abode. Now please do not copy-paste this divine mustache code anywhere, otherwise there can be a wrath of some taav-warmed mustache.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂~Premyogi {satirist~Bhishm}😄😥🙏

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demystifyingkundalini by Premyogi vajra- प्रेमयोगी वज्र-कृत कुण्डलिनी-रहस्योद्घाटन

I am as natural as air and water. I take in hand whatever is there to work hard and make a merry. I am fond of Yoga, Tantra, Music and Cinema. मैं हवा और पानी की तरह प्राकृतिक हूं। मैं कड़ी मेहनत करने और रंगरलियाँ मनाने के लिए जो कुछ भी काम देखता हूँ, उसे हाथ में ले लेता हूं। मुझे योग, तंत्र, संगीत और सिनेमा का शौक है।

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